Total Medals Earned: 471 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,525 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/18 (25/500 points)
Build Frankenstein's Monster
Don't skip instructions
Build The Wolfman
Squish an enemy with a monster piece
Build The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Listen to all songs
Make 1 enemy fall with a monster piece
Build The Mole Man
Build The Invisible Man
Build The Phantom of the Opera
Build Bride of Frankenstein
Make 3 enemies fall with a monster piece
Build The Mummy
Build American Werewolf in London
Collect 9 electro-tasers
Kill all enemies on screen at once with 1 acid
Build Count Dracula
Score at least 200,000 points
Medals Earned: 10/17 (205/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
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Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
That's more like it!
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
You can do better than that.....
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